Season 4, Episode 12: "The Airport"

But I have to admit that I like flying. I like those...

...little bathrooms that they have on the plane.

It's like a small apartment of your own on the plane.

You go in, close the door, the light comes on.

It's like a surprise party every time you go in there.

But the worst way of flying, I think, is standby.

You ever fly standby? It never works.

That's why they call it "standby." You end up standing there going, "Bye.

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