Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →But I have to admit that I like flying. I like those...
...little bathrooms that they have on the plane.
It's like a small apartment of your own on the plane.
You go in, close the door, the light comes on.
It's like a surprise party every time you go in there.
But the worst way of flying, I think, is standby.
You ever fly standby? It never works.
That's why they call it "standby." You end up standing there going, "Bye.