Season 4, Episode 11: "The Contest"

Don't visualize your parents having sex.

You know what I mean? It's somehow very uncomfortable.

You know they had to have sex at least once to have you.

But you still kind of maintain the image in your head:

"Well, I don't know. I'm not positive. I can't prove it.

I don't know if that actually happened."

That's why if I found I was adopted, that would come as great news.

"I'm adopted? That's great."

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