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And he actually tried to use it to hit on me.
In ancient tribal cultures, they would actually sacrifice a virgin.
I mean, they would find some girl that had never been with anybody...
...and throw her into a volcano. There's a first date you'll never forget.
She winds up in heaven, talking with Chuck Woolery, so....
"Tell me, Lisa, how did the date end?" "Not well, Chuck. Not well."
"Well, if you'd like to be thrown into a volcano again, we'll pay for it."