Season 4, Episode 10: "The Virgin"

You don't need a girlfriend when you can answer that.

That's what you say in order to get girlfriends.

Once you can get girlfriends, you just want more girlfriends.

You're gonna make a very good father someday.

Well, it's not fair, Jerry. It's just not fair.

That's it. I'm getting out of this thing.

Break up with her. But you know what this means.

-No, what? -The script, the pilot, the TV show.

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