Season 4, Episode 10: "The Virgin"

-I'll tell you what you got here. -Yeah?

You got a girlfriend.

Oh, no, no. What--? Are you sure, a girlfriend?

I'm looking at a guy in a semi-daily, with Tampax in his house...

...and an implied date on Saturday night.

-I would like to help you out, but-- -Do you believe my luck?

The first time I have a good answer to...

..."What do you do?" and I have a girlfriend.

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