Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →-I'll tell you what you got here. -Yeah?
You got a girlfriend.
Oh, no, no. What--? Are you sure, a girlfriend?
I'm looking at a guy in a semi-daily, with Tampax in his house...
...and an implied date on Saturday night.
-I would like to help you out, but-- -Do you believe my luck?
The first time I have a good answer to...
..."What do you do?" and I have a girlfriend.