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Why not get a racecar, do 200 miles an hour down the street?
Cop stops you. "Where you going?" "Traffic school." "Go ahead.
And you better hurry. You really need it."
The punishment should be, instead of traffic school or traffic court, just traffic.
They sentence you to 100 hours of traffic.
Five people drive all around you...
...at five miles an hour wherever you go.