Season 4, Episode 3: "The Pitch The Ticket"

This would be a good idea for the pilot.

Get out of here. The vomiting is funnier.

Oh, like you know.

Many states now have traffic school when you have an infraction.

I went to traffic school. I didn't mind it.

I felt bad for the instructor.

This guy goes to traffic school every day, no matter how he drives.

What is his incentive to not speed?

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