Season 3, Episode 21: "The Letter"

-All right. Who wants a dog? -Yeah. Here you go.

What a great day.

I could've been at my boss' son's bris right now.

That what you were supposed to do?

What makes him think anyone wants to witness a circumcision?

I'd rather go to a hanging.

Is it that unattractive to have to take it off?

Have you ever seen one with it?

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