Season 3, Episode 21: "The Letter"

Why do they put buttons on a fly?

It takes 10 minutes to get these things open.

I like the button fly.

-What? -That is one place on my wardrobe...

...I do not need sharp, interlocking metal teeth.

It's like a mink trap down there.

I'm gonna develop kidney problems.

-What are you doing today? -Nothing.