Season 3, Episode 21: "The Letter"

I sense great vulnerability...

...a man-child crying out for love...

...an innocent orphan in the postmodern world.

I see a parasite.

A sexually depraved miscreant...

...who is seeking only to gratify his basest and most immediate urges.

She was a guest of my father's.

-She should've taken the cap off. -It's preposterous...

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