Season 3, Episode 21: "The Letter"

He thinks I was visiting my father. Oh, my God!

I make up one little white lie, and they put my picture in the paper!

Hi, Mr. Lippman.

How's your father?

My-- My father.

Yeah. You went to see him, right?

-I went to visit him. -So...

-...what was wrong with him? -Well, you name it. You know....

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