Season 3, Episode 21: "The Letter"

Do you think...

...that the security guards in art museums...

...really ever stop anybody from taking the paintings?

I mean, are they going, "Hey, where do you think you're going with that?

Come over here. Give me that Cézanne."

I mean, look at the job that this man is hired to do.

He's getting $5 an hour to protect...

...millions of dollars of priceless art, with what?

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