Season 3, Episode 19: "The Limo"

Yeah. He said it's really important...

...that we call them O'Brien and Murphy.

O'Brien? Why would he wanna be called O'Brien?

"And the Jews steal our money...

...through their Zionist-occupied government...

...and use the black man to bring drugs...

...into our oppressed white minority communities."

You're not gonna open with that, are you?

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