Season 3, Episode 19: "The Limo"

Being in the back of a limo, I'm sorry, it's just--

It's not that cool. Most of the time, you feel like...

...you're in some depressing single guy's apartment from, like, 1975.

All that maroon velour furniture...

...couple of bottles of wine, three cassette tapes. There's stains.

You're counting, there must've been 10,000 asses already on this seat.

-I don't think we'll make the tip-off. -Think someone's been tipped off?

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