Season 3, Episode 19: "The Limo"

I'm telling you, the jig is up.

It was a bad jig. We never should've started it.

-It was a good jig. -It was a bad jig. A terrible, terrible jig.

What are we gonna do now? They'll know you're not O'Brien.

There could be more than one O'Brien who ordered a limo.

-First, you don't look like any O'Brien. -You should've been O'Brien.

I don't wanna be Murphy anymore. Do I have to be?

-Yes, you have to be Murphy. -It makes no sense, me being Murphy.

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