Season 3, Episode 17: "The Boyfriend"

"There's boxes here.

Don't tell me you don't have boxes. Damn it! I can smell them!"

You become, like, obsessed.

"I love the smell of cardboard in the morning."

At a funeral, everyone's crying around. You're looking at the casket:

"That's a nice box.

Does anybody know where that guy got that box?

When he's done with it, you think I could get that?

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