Season 3, Episode 17: "The Boyfriend"

I hate those couples. I could never be one of those couples.

There are no bald women around, you know.

I know this sounds a little arrogant, but I never thought she'd find...

...someone she liked better than me. But, you know...

...I guess I had my chance. And that's that.

You know what I'd like to do?

I'd really like to have sex with a tall woman.

I mean really tall, like a giant. Like 6'5".