Season 3, Episode 17: "The Boyfriend"

You're like Biff Loman.

I went to the hardware store interview.

You think I'm going to spend my life with somebody...

...because he can get me a deal on a box of nails?

I thought we were a team.

If I ever need a drill bit, I'll call you.

Carrie, could you do me a favor?

Could you not mention this to your mother?