Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →Can't get it out of your mind! You just got the job!
They're already getting ready for you to be laid off.
I have a friend who's unemployed.
He's collecting unemployment insurance.
This guy has never worked this hard in his life to keep this thing going.
He's down there every week waiting on the lines and getting interviewed...
...and making up all these lies about looking for jobs.
If they had any idea the effort and energy that he is expending...