Season 3, Episode 17: "The Boyfriend"

-Latex? -Right.

-What do I do with latex? -I don't know! You manufacture it!

-Right here in this little apartment? -And what do I say about you?

You're considering hiring me for your latex salesman.

-I'll hire you as my latex salesman? -Right.

I don't think so.

Why would I do that?

Because I asked you to.

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