Season 3, Episode 17: "The Boyfriend"

I hate Keith Hernandez.

-Hate him! -I despise him.

-Why? -Why? I'll tell you why.

-Let me tell her. -No, you can't--

-You always tell. -All right, tell it.

-Just tell it. -All right.

June 14th, 1987, Mets-Phillies.

We're enjoying a beautiful afternoon in the right-field stands...