Season 3, Episode 17: "The Boyfriend"

They don't know the activities.

If I meet a guy at a club or a gym: "Hey, look, I'm sure you're very nice.

You seem to have a lot of potential. We're just not hiring right now."

When you're a kid...

...you can be friends with anybody. Remember when you're a little kid...

...what are the qualifications? "If someone's in front of my house...

...that's my friend. They're my friend. That's it.

Are you a grownup? No? Great. Come on in!

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