Season 3, Episode 16: "The Fix-up"

You told me? You pushed this whole thing on me.

It was your idea.

I was just helping your bitter, twisted friend.

She's not bitter.

Bitter's a judgment call. She's twisted.

Twisted? God, I did you a favour!

You said they had a good time. What else are you keeping from me?

-Are you calling me a liar? -I'm calling you one if you are.

Create GIFSearch more Seinfeld quotes →