Season 3, Episode 16: "The Fix-up"

She's not gonna get away with this.

I keep racking my brain to try to figure out what I did.

I was smart. I was funny.

I made great small talk with the waitress...

...so she could see I could relate to the commoners.

I'm a man of the people.

-I'm gonna call her. -Don't call.

-No, I'm calling her. -No, Jerry, I don't want you to.

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