Season 3, Episode 16: "The Fix-up"

Why try anymore? There's no sense to it.

I'll never meet anybody. I should accept it.

-Oh, yes, you will. -No, I won't.

Yeah, maybe you won't.

It's hard enough to meet a woman you dislike, much less like.

-Are my nostrils getting bigger? -No.

See, why must it be so difficult? Why all this tension and hostility?

Why can't I just walk up to a woman and say, "Hi, I'm George.

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