Season 3, Episode 15: "The Suicide"

-How's he doing? -Well, he looks happy to me.

I hope he stays this happy when he wakes up.

-Why wouldn't he? -No reason.

He'll have a lot of catching up to do, I guess.

I'll bring him up to date.

-How up to date? -All the way up.

Nothing could change your mind?

Well, it would take a lot, because a friend is something you earn.

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