Season 3, Episode 15: "The Suicide"

I want my vacuum cleaner!

Martin, I know you can hear me.

Look, my mother's coming to visit me. She sees that rug, she's gonna kill me.

He can't hear you, you idiot. Why don't you just buy another one.

Why would I buy another one when I spent 100 bucks on this one?

I have a carpet sweeper you can use.

I don't want a carpet sweeper. They don't do anything.

It gets my rug clean.