Season 3, Episode 15: "The Suicide"

Maybe there's native unrest.

Hi. I haven't eaten in three days.

I was wondering how much longer it would be till I get my X-ray.

We'll call you.

George, I want you to promise me something. If I'm ever in a coma...

...in the first 24 hours, get everything out of my place and put it in storage.

-How come? -Looters.

How do we know the dog food's any good?

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