Season 3, Episode 15: "The Suicide"

I wish he was not in a coma. I wish he was dead.

I would like to pull the plug out from him!

I would wait on that one.

I know how you feel, but juries today...

...you never know how they're gonna look at this.

I saw you looking at your watch. You want to leave? Go ahead.

-I wanted to see what time it was. -Are you afraid of him?

-No. -Then kiss me.

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