Season 3, Episode 11: "The Alternate Side"

-Hey, Jerry, you got insurance, right? -Yeah, but no car. I'll have to rent one.

I'm going to visit my sister in Virginia next Wednesday...

...for a week, so I can't park it.

-This Wednesday? -No, next Wednesday.

Week after this Wednesday.

But the Wednesday two days from now is the next Wednesday.

If I meant this Wednesday, I would've said this Wednesday.

It's the week after this Wednesday.