Season 3, Episode 11: "The Alternate Side"

The best part of a relationship is when you're sick.

The best part of being sick is when you're in a relationship.

But if I got married, you know those vows...

...for richer or for poorer, for better or for worse.

All I need is the sickness. That is the most important one.

"Do you take this man in sickness?"

That's the time I need somebody there.

The rest of the time, go out, have a ball.

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