Season 3, Episode 11: "The Alternate Side"

Yeah, a cup of coffee should cover it.

-Oh, man. -What are you doing here?

I got fired from the movie.

-Get out of here. What? -What?

Well, you know, they were going to shoot it today.

We rehearsed it twice, and then Woody yells, "Action."

I turn to him and I say:

"These pretzels are making me thirsty."

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