Season 3, Episode 11: "The Alternate Side"

I like running in the park...

...bicycling...

...roller-skating, tennis and skiing....

I'm gonna be brutally honest with you now.

It's a bitch to get here. It's two subways.

I have to transfer at 42nd Street to take the double-R.

Anyway, I mean, this doesn't mean we can't be friends.

These pretzels are making me thirsty.

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