Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →Jerry, I was five seconds away from breaking up with him.
Five seconds! The next words out of my mouth were, "Owen, it's over."
-Can he communicate? -Yeah. Well, he nods.
And I think he understands me.
He seems to enjoy it when I read to him.
All right, she's free.
Hi, I called before. My car got smashed.
So listen. What should I do? If I break up with him now...