Season 3, Episode 11: "The Alternate Side"

Jerry, I was five seconds away from breaking up with him.

Five seconds! The next words out of my mouth were, "Owen, it's over."

-Can he communicate? -Yeah. Well, he nods.

And I think he understands me.

He seems to enjoy it when I read to him.

All right, she's free.

Hi, I called before. My car got smashed.

So listen. What should I do? If I break up with him now...

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