Season 3, Episode 11: "The Alternate Side"

-Most of them cancelled out on me. -Can I get anybody anything?

Moving cars from one side to the other...

...don't take no more sense than putting on a pair of pants.

My question to you is: Who's putting your pants on?

-I put my pants on, Sid. -I don't believe you.

You can put your pants on, you can move cars.

I don't want to get into a big dispute about the pants.

Who's gonna send money to my sister in Virginia?

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