Season 3, Episode 11: "The Alternate Side"

The intersection is gridlocked. I've never seen anything like it.

Finally we make the turn, and this guy who was triple-parking cars...

-...slammed into us with a blue Escort. -Blue Escort?

-That's my rent-a-car! -Oh, man.

What happened to the car?

I'm sorry. You don't know what's going on out there!

-This guy I'm seeing. -What happened?

-We don't know. -Who put cookies in his mouth?

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