Season 3, Episode 11: "The Alternate Side"

-That was no good? -I didn't say anything.

All right, I'm gonna go break up with Owen.

What was wrong with that? I had a different interpretation.

Do you know anything about this pretzel guy?

Maybe he's been in the bar a long time...

...and he's really depressed because he has no job, and no woman...

...and he's parking cars for a living!

All right! All right! Shut up! Shut up!

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