Season 3, Episode 11: "The Alternate Side"

And I'm sitting there with Woody, and I turn to him and I go:

Boy, these pretzels are making me thirsty.

-Is that how you're gonna say it? -No, no. I'm working on it.

Do it like this.

-These pretzels are making me thirsty. -No.

-These pretzels are making me thirsty. -No, no. See, that's no good.

You don't know how to act.

These pretzels...

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