Season 3, Episode 11: "The Alternate Side"

They were supposed to do my scene today.

They said they wanted me to walk down the block carrying this bag of groceries.

So I start to walk, and I trip. And the grocery bag goes flying...

-...and Woody starts laughing. -He was laughing?

Oh, yeah. He was drinking something. It started to come out of his nose.

-So then what? -Well, I got a line in the movie!

-Get out! -That's great.

You got a line in a Woody Allen movie?

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