Season 3, Episode 11: "The Alternate Side"

Do you believe this?

Car was parked right out front.

-Was the alarm on? -I don't know. I guess it was on.

I don't know my alarm sound. I'm not tuned into it like it's my son.

I don't understand. How do these thieves start the car?

-They cross the wires or something. -Cross the wires?

I can't even make a pot of spaghetti.

-Hey. -They stole my car.