Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →It seems the way they design the car alarms...
...is so that the car will behave as if it was a nervous, hysterical person.
Anyone goes near it, anyone disturbs it, it's:
Lights flashing on and off, acting all crazy.
Not everyone wants to draw that much attention to themselves.
Wouldn't it be nice to have a car alarm that was more subtle?
Maybe just, you know, somebody tries to break in, and it goes: