Season 3, Episode 8: "The Tape"

What do the Chinese have to gain...

...by faking a cure for baldness?

If it was real, they'd never let it out of the country.

Imagine no baldness.

It would be like a nation of supermen.

-Hi, boys. -Hello.

-Hello. -What's happening?

Tell her. I want to hear her reaction.

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