Season 3, Episode 8: "The Tape"

Is that the guy who likes fat women?

Doesn't the fat fetish conflict with the minimalism?

You. You should have watched that report on CNN last night.

I did. I'm trying to call China.

You can't call China now.

It's like, what, 3:00 in the morning there.

-Oh, my God. -What?

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