"No airline goes, "Well, you missed the flight. We do have a cannon..." — Seinfeld S02E12

Season 2, Episode 12: "The Busboy"

You have buses, you have taxis, you have trains.
But when you're taking a flight, if you miss it, that's it.
No airline goes, "Well, you missed the flight. We do have a cannon...
...leaving in 10 minutes. Would you be interested in that?
It's not a direct cannon. You have to change cannons after you land."
"Sir, where are you going, Chicago?

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