Season 2, Episode 10: "The Baby Shower"

I mean, what is this fascination? Who cares? It's all so boring.

Look, she doesn't deserve a baby shower.

She deserves a baby monsoon. She deserves Rosemary's baby.

I do have one teeny little problem, though.

Never said goodbye. Never apologized. Nothing.

See, I was gonna give the shower in my apartment....

-But? -My roommate has Lyme disease.

Lyme disease? I thought she had Epstein-Barr syndrome.

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