Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →I mean, what is this fascination? Who cares? It's all so boring.
Look, she doesn't deserve a baby shower.
She deserves a baby monsoon. She deserves Rosemary's baby.
I do have one teeny little problem, though.
Never said goodbye. Never apologized. Nothing.
See, I was gonna give the shower in my apartment....
-But? -My roommate has Lyme disease.
Lyme disease? I thought she had Epstein-Barr syndrome.