Season 2, Episode 10: "The Baby Shower"

She's cooking dinner for God.

She's yelling, and the next thing I know...

...she throws a big can of chocolate syrup all over my new red shirt.

-It was an accident. -Oh, yeah, accident, right.

She was aiming at me, like she was putting out a fire.

So for the rest of the show I'm sitting there with chocolate all over me.

Flies are landing on me.

I'm boiling, I'm fantasizing all the things I'm gonna say to her.

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