Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →-He's a Kennedy. -No, he's not.
-Come on, he's a third cousin. -By marriage.
Oh, by marriage, yeah. We went to the wedding.
Should've heard them talk about Chappaquiddick.
Tried to blame the whole thing on bad directions.
That woman was unequivocally the worst date of my life.
Pardon me for setting you up with a beautiful, intelligent woman.
What, you don't think I can attract beautiful, intelligent women?