Season 2, Episode 10: "The Baby Shower"

What if we go up there, what are you gonna say to her?

-What am I gonna say? -Yeah.

"What did you go out with me for?

Just to dump chocolate on my shirt, and then dump me altogether?

I don't deserve that kind of treatment.

You don't have the common courtesy to return my calls? To apologize?

You think I'm some sort of a loser that likes to be abused and ignored?

Whose shirt can be ruined without financial restitution?

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