Season 2, Episode 10: "The Baby Shower"

-What are you talking about? -You're wearing the chocolate shirt!

I am. What a strange coincidence.

Nice try, my friend, but you gotta get up pretty early in the morning.

You gotta let me go over there.

What, you're gonna badger a pregnant woman at her own baby shower?

You're gonna take it off and make her rinse it in club soda?

No. I'm gonna hold it under her nose so she can smell the scent...

...of stale Bosco that I had to live with for three years.

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