Season 2, Episode 10: "The Baby Shower"

...flip around the television more than women, I think.

Men get that remote control in their hands....

They don't even know what they're not watching.

"Rerun, don't wanna watch it." "What are you watching?"

"Don't care." "Who was that?" "Don't know."

"Isn't that your father?" "Doesn't matter, I gotta keep going."

Women don't do that. See, now, women...

...will stop and go, "Well, let me see what the show is...

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